rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

posted 3 hours ago via pizza · © rapunzelie with 197,156 notes

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake


momjpg:

vegetariqn:

sniffing:

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs

im laughing so hard at the last one jfc

why would you even put an iron in a washing machine…

omg #9 is such an accurate representation of my life


ronaldtherapist:

actual storyline from american horror story


dumb i think

back shoots
nerves rupture

sending their reactions
to my skull
to my sockets of eyes
i have many eyes
deserts, they are deserts, once
flooded. the lashes a flannel

mine, a bedroom
a key in its mouths
jumping and rusting
or is it blood?
i know there are 
dead skin cells
there you are again
the pulchritude of the oasis

aware or away
the draft of unwanted wood
splitting open
decaying and green
won’t happen i wont fear you seeing
i have adapted to a lock
invisible silver with no eye
you won’t ever come in

a wailing of a whale washed up
on sand forever
rotting the world forever
back cracks, they sank
smarter than me, i doubt they
ever shed skin for you
they died and i did not
but a belt still undoes

dormant cells in my body
from earlier disease, infection
you are a virus
awakening when i tiptoe
the key in my back
your voices in my back
my tears in my back
evidence. self-assassination

crooked, i am deformed
decapitate me
stretch me out
waves wedging against a descent 
i spasm i twitch
head heavy as hell
feathers and gold
damp, tape and mould

-at0micpunk

posted 1 day ago


Comment Taylor left on a little girl’s Instagram photo.

Comment Taylor left on a little girl’s Instagram photo.


abiblr:

fucky-str1pe:

themadfangirl:

kieradoe:

whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy.
[x]

that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.

I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.

I love that last gif.  She looks so frustrated.  Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”

She does have a point though..

Kids who are smarter than adults though.



ialmostdo:

Taylor Swift CD Giveaway!

1 Copy of Taylor Swift (open)
1 Copy of The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection (open)
1 Copy of Beautiful Eyes (unopened)
1 Copy of Fearless (unopened)
1 Copy of Speak Now (unopened)
1 Copy of Red (unopened)

Will be shipping international.Must be following me. Reblog as much as you want to enter (likes don’t count). Winner will be randomly picked on May 15th.

ialmostdo:

Taylor Swift CD Giveaway!

  • 1 Copy of Taylor Swift (open)
  • 1 Copy of The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection (open)
  • 1 Copy of Beautiful Eyes (unopened)
  • 1 Copy of Fearless (unopened)
  • 1 Copy of Speak Now (unopened)
  • 1 Copy of Red (unopened)

Will be shipping international.
Must be following me. 
Reblog as much as you want to enter (likes don’t count). 
Winner will be randomly picked on May 15th.

posted 2 days ago via ialmostdo with 1,667 notes


evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

posted 3 days ago via pizza · © roymustache with 657,775 notes

In HollywoodI’m obese. I’m considered a fatactress.


cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

posted 3 days ago via pizza · © deforming with 1,044,355 notes

iwalkandtalk:

Please do not scroll past this. This is lengthy, but please take care to read it. Our government is lying to us and trying to shut up the efforts of the families of the missing who are trying to tell the truth.

1.There were constant miscommunications and false announcements in the process of…


cashmeremammoth:

two sisters, alone in a world so much bigger and badder than either of them realised
[listen]


prompt("why are you here?)";